Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "No one talks peace unless he's ready \ | to back it up with war." | | | | "He talks of peace if it is the only | | way to live." | | | | -- Colonel Green and Surak of Vulcan, | | "The Savage Curtain", | | | \ stardate 5906.5. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;