Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Ducharme's Precept: \ | | | Opportunity always knocks at the least | | opportune moment. | | | | Ducharme's Axiom: | | | | If you view your problem closely enough | | you will recognize | | | \ yourself as part of the problem. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;