Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /I had a friend stick me in \ | her closet during highschool beacuse I | | | | wouldn't believe that her boyfriend | | knew about foreplay... I | \ shoulda brought popcorn. :) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;