Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / JAPAN is a WONDERFUL planet -- I wonder \ | if we'll ever reach their level of | \ COMPARATIVE SHOPPING ... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;