Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will \ | you remember to pay the debt? | | | \ -- Socrates' last words / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;