Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When a child is taught ... its \ | programmed with simple instructions -- | | and at some point, if its mind develops | | properly, it exceeds the sum of what it | | was taught, thinks independently. | | | | -- Dr. Richard Daystrom, "The Ultimate | | Computer", | | | \ stardate 4731.3. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;