Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / To err is human, to purr feline. To err \ | is human, two curs canine. To err is | \ human, to moo bovine. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;