Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / An actor's a guy who if you ain't \ | talkin' about him, ain't listening. | | | \ -- Marlon Brando / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;