Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / (defun NF (a c) \ | | | (cond ((null c) () ) | | | | ((atom (car c)) | | | | (append (list (eval (list 'getchar | | (list (car c) 'a) (cadr c)))) | | | | (nf a (cddr c)))) | | | | (t (append (list (implode (nf a (car | | c)))) (nf a (cdr c)))))) | | | | (defun AD (want-job challenging | | boston-area) | | | | (cond | | | | ((or (not (equal want-job 'yes)) | | | | (not (equal boston-area 'yes)) | | | | (lessp challenging 7)) () ) | | | | (t (append (nf (get 'ad 'expr) | | | | '((caaddr 1 caadr 2 car 1 car 1) | | | | (car 5 cadadr 9 cadadr 8 cadadr 9 caadr | | 4 car 2 car 1) | | | | (car 2 caadr 4))) | | | | (list '851-5071x2661))))) ;;; We are an | \ affirmative action employer. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;