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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ (defun NF (a c)                         \
|                                         |
| (cond ((null c) () )                    |
|                                         |
| ((atom (car c))                         |
|                                         |
| (append (list (eval (list 'getchar      |
| (list (car c) 'a) (cadr c))))           |
|                                         |
| (nf a (cddr c))))                       |
|                                         |
| (t (append (list (implode (nf a (car    |
| c)))) (nf a (cdr c))))))                |
|                                         |
| (defun AD (want-job challenging         |
| boston-area)                            |
|                                         |
| (cond                                   |
|                                         |
| ((or (not (equal want-job 'yes))        |
|                                         |
| (not (equal boston-area 'yes))          |
|                                         |
| (lessp challenging 7)) () )             |
|                                         |
| (t (append (nf (get 'ad 'expr)          |
|                                         |
| '((caaddr 1 caadr 2 car 1 car 1)        |
|                                         |
| (car 5 cadadr 9 cadadr 8 cadadr 9 caadr |
| 4 car 2 car 1)                          |
|                                         |
| (car 2 caadr 4)))                       |
|                                         |
| (list '851-5071x2661))))) ;;; We are an |
\ affirmative action employer.            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;