Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind \ | of neat. | | | | -- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, | \ 1981-1987 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;