Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / An INK-LING? Sure -- TAKE one!! Did you \ \ BUY any COMMUNIST UNIFORMS?? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;