Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Q: What's the difference between a duck \ | and an elephant? A: You can't get down | \ off an elephant. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;