Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "[W]hen the policy you are adopting is \ | worse for everybody than a policy | | | | you agree is stupid, the policy you are | | adopting is best characterized | | | | as really stupid." | | | \ -- Brad DeLong (2009) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;