Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Tiger got to hunt, Bird got to fly; Man \ | got to sit and wonder, "Why, why, why?" | | | | Tiger got to sleep, Bird got to land; | | Man got to tell himself he understand. | | | \ -- The Books of Bokonon / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;