Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / An age is called Dark not because the \ | light fails to shine, but because | | people refuse to see it. | | | \ -- James Michener, "Space" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;