Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of \ | this: that you are dreadfully like | | other people. | | | | -- James Russell Lowell, "My Study | \ Windows" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;