Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Stinginess with privileges is kindness \ | in disguise. | | | \ -- Guide to VAX/VMS Security, Sep. 1984 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;