Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / All the really good ideas I ever had \ | came to me while I was milking a cow. | | | \ -- Grant Wood / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;