Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Many a wife thinks her husband is the \ | world's greatest lover. But she can | \ never catch him at it. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;