Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Marriage Ceremony: An incredible \ | metaphysical sham of watching God and | | the law being dragged into the affairs | | of your family. | | | \ -- O. C. Ogilvie / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;