Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / America may be unique in being a \ | country which has leapt from barbarism | | to decadence without touching | | civilization. | | | \ -- John O'Hara / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;