Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /partycle: I seriously do \ | need a vacation from this | | | | package. I actually had a DREAM about | | introducing a | | | | stupid new bug into xbase-preinst last | | night. That's a | | | | Bad Sign. | | | | -- Seen on #Debian shortly before the | \ release of Debian 2.0 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;