Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Hoffer's Discovery: \ | | | The grand act of a dying institution is | | to issue a newly | | | | revised, enlarged edition of the | \ policies and procedures manual. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;