Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In an age when the fashion is to be in \ | love with yourself, confessing to be in | | love with somebody else is an admission | | of unfaithfulness to one's beloved. | | | \ -- Russell Baker / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;