Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Scintillate, scintillate, globule \ | vivific, Fain how I pause at your | | nature specific, Loftily poised in the | | ether capacious, Highly resembling a | | gem carbonaceous. Scintillate, | | scintillate, globule vivific, Fain how | \ I pause at your nature specific. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;