Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay __________________________________ / "Daddy, Daddy, make \ | | | Santa Claus go away!" | | | | "I can't, son; | | | | he's grown too | | | | powerful." | | | | "HO HO HO!" | | | \ -- Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre / ---------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;