Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I am, in point of fact, a particularly \ | haughty and exclusive person, of | | pre-Adamite ancestral descent. You will | | understand this when I tell you that I | | can trace my ancestry back to a | | protoplasmal primordial atomic globule. | | Consequently, my family pride is | | something inconceivable. I can't help | | it. I was born sneering. | | | \ -- Pooh-Bah, "The Mikado" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;