Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /oh noooo, Knghtbrd's got a gun \ | :) ^^insert music^^ | | bfextu - o/~ everybody is on the run | | o/~ o/~ run away, ruuuuun away | \ from the pay-ay-ain o/~ / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;