Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Work is of two kinds: first, altering \ | the position of matter at or near the | | earth's surface relative to other | | matter; second, telling other people to | | do so. | | | \ -- Bertrand Russell / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;