Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / In any world menu, Canada must be \ | considered the vichyssoise of nations | | -- it's cold, half-French, and | | difficult to stir. | | | \ -- Stuart Keate / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;