Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Maryel brought her bat into Exit once \ | and started whacking people on the | | dance floor. Now everyone's doing it. | | It's called grand slam dancing. | | | \ -- Ransford, Chicago Reader 10/7/83 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;