Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ___====-_ _-====___ \ | | | _--~~~#####// \\#####~~~--_ | | | | _-~##########// ( ) \\##########~-_ | | | | -############// :\^^/: \\############- | | | | _~############// (@::@) | | \\############~_ | | | | ~#############(( \\// ))#############~ | | | | -###############\\ (^^) | | //###############- | | | | -#################\\ / "" \ | | //#################- | | | | -###################\\/ | | \//###################- | | | | _#/:##########/\######( /\ | | )######/\##########:\#_ | | | | :/ :#/\#/\#/\/ \#/\##\ : : /##/\#/ | | \/\#/\#/\#: \: | | | | " :/ V V " V \#\: : : :/#/ V " V V \: " | | | \ " " " " \ : : : : / " " " " / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;