Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Pilfering Treasury property is \ | paticularly dangerous: big thieves are | | ruthless in punishing little thieves. | | | \ -- Diogenes / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;