Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / ink, n.: \ | | | A villainous compound of tannogallate | | of iron, gum-arabic, | | | | and water, chiefly used to facilitate | | the infection of | | | | idiocy and promote intellectual crime. | | | \ -- H. L. Mencken / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;