Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Insults are effective only where \ | emotion is present. | | | | -- Spock, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" | \ stardate 3468.1 / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;