Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / echo "Congratulations. You aren't \ | running Eunice." | | | | -- Larry Wall in Configure from the | \ perl distribution / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;