Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay __________________________________ / All men are mortal. Socrates was \ | mortal. Therefore, all men are | | Socrates. | | | \ -- Woody Allen / ---------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;