Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is inconceivable that a judicious \ | observer from another solar system | | would see in our species -- which has | | tended to be cruel, destructive, | | wasteful, and irrational -- the crown | | and apex of cosmic evolution. Viewing | | us as the culmination of *anything* is | | grotesque; viewing us as a transitional | | species makes more sense -- and gives | | us more hope. - Betty McCollister, "Our | | Transitional Species", | | | \ Free Inquiry magazine, Vol. 8, No. 1 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;