Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The best rebuttal to this kind of \ | statistical argument came from the | | redoubtable John W. Campbell: | | | | The laws of population growth tell us | | that approximately half the | | | | people who were ever born in the | | history of the world are now | | | | dead. There is therefore a 0.5 | | probability that this message is | | | \ being read by a corpse. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;