Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The capacity of human beings to bore \ | one another seems to be vastly greater | | than that of any other animals. Some of | | their most esteemed inventions have no | | other apparent purpose, for example, | | the dinner party of more than two, the | | epic poem, and the science of | | metaphysics. | | | \ -- H. L. Mencken / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;