Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / On-line, adj.: \ | | | The idea that a human being should | \ always be accessible to a computer. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;