Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Asking a working writer what he thinks \ | about critics is like asking a | | lamp-post how it feels about dogs. | | | \ -- Christopher Hampton / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;