Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I THINK THEY SHOULD CONTINUE the policy \ | of not giving a Nobel Prize for | | paneling. | | | \ -- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;