Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus \ | that causes random spontaneous system | | | | crashes, usually just before saving a | | massive project. Easily cured by | | | | UNIX. See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS. | | | \ -- David Vicker's .plan / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;