Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If I could drop dead right now, I'd be \ | the happiest man alive! | | | \ -- Samuel Goldwyn / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;