Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /Trust us, we know what we're \ | doing... We may have no idea HOW | | | | we're doing it, but we know WHAT we're | \ doing. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;