Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The heaviest object in the world is the \ | body of the woman you have ceased to | | love. | | | | -- Marquis de Lac de Clapiers | \ Vauvenargues / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;