Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Certainly, if an individual was \ | stopped and accused of shoplifting | | after | | | | walking out of Neiman-Marcus they would | | expect to be eventually told | | | | what they allegedly stole. It would be | | absurd for an officer to tell | | | | the accused that 'you know what you | | stole I'm not telling.' Or, to | | | | simply hand the accused individual a | | catalog of Neiman-Marcus' entire | | | | inventory and say 'it's in there | | somewhere, you figure it out.'" | | | | -- Judge Brooke Wells' Order Granting | | in Part IBM's Motion to Limit | | | \ SCO's Claims / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;