Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / For every bloke who makes his mark, \ | there's half a dozen waiting to rub it | | out. | | | \ -- Andy Capp / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;