Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Talent does what it can. Genius does \ | what it must. You do what you get paid | \ to do. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;